Three Little Pigs - First Grade True story:


One day the first grade teacher was reading the story of the Three Little Pigs to her class.

She came to the part of the story where the first pig was trying to

accumulate the building materials for his home. She read, "...And so the

pig went up to the man with the wheelbarrow full of straw and said, 'Pardon

me sir, but may I have some of that straw to build my house?'"

The teacher paused then asked the class, "And what do you think that man said?"

One little boy raised his hand and said, "I know...he said, 'Holy Shit! A talking pig!'"

The teacher was unable to teach for the next 10 minutes.

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Friends are angels who lift us to our feet when our wings have trouble

remembering how to fly. --Unknown