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Ismisms - Philosophies explained:
Confucius say, shit happens.
If shit happens, it is not really shit.
What is the sound of shit happening?
This shit happened before.
If shit happens, it is the will of Allah.
Let shit happen to someone else.
If shit happens, then you deserve it.
Why does this shit always happen to us?
Affirm that shit does not happen to me.
Let´s roll this shit up and smoke it.
She-it happens, She-it happens, happens, happens, she-it, she-it ...
(Repeat until you become one with she-it)
7th Day Adventism
Shit happens on Saturdays.
Shit happens because you don't work hard enough.
If shit happens, hold a procession.
Shit happens, but as long as you're sorry, it's OK.
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