Juni 2007

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Ismisms - Philosophies explained:
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Taoism
Shit happens.

Confucianism
Confucius say, shit happens.

Buddhism
If shit happens, it is not really shit.

Zen Buddhism
What is the sound of shit happening?

Hinduism
This shit happened before.

Islam
If shit happens, it is the will of Allah.

Protestantism
Let shit happen to someone else.

Catholicism
If shit happens, then you deserve it.

Judaism
Why does this shit always happen to us?

New Age
Affirm that shit does not happen to me.

Rastafarianism
Let´s roll this shit up and smoke it.

Hare Krishna
She-it happens, She-it happens, happens, happens, she-it, she-it ...
(Repeat until you become one with she-it)

7th Day Adventism
Shit happens on Saturdays.

Calvinism
Shit happens because you don't work hard enough.

Episcopalianism
If shit happens, hold a procession.

Lutheranism
Shit happens, but as long as you're sorry, it's OK.

Charismatic Catholicism
Shit is happening because you deserve it, but we love you anyway.

Darwinism
Survival of the shittiest.

Creationism
And the Lord said "Let there be shit" ... and there came piles of it. After six days of this shit, He rested.

Atheism
I don't believe this shit!

Southern Baptist
Shit will happen. Praise the lord!

Mysticism
This is really weird shit.

Satanism
We hope bad shit happens to all of you.

Witchcraft
Mix this shit together and it will happen!

Shamanism
Whoaa ... Holy Shit!

Creation Science
Shit has only been happening since October 23rd 4004 B.C.

Discordianism
Shit makes the flowers grow and that's beautiful.

Kibology
What's shit, and where can I get some?

SubGenius
Shit has happened. For $20 "BoB" will sell you a way to make money from it.

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